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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Ek Pathan Bachpan se
    Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......!



    Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • 1 banda bhagta hua
    1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

    Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
    Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Bullet Proof Jacket of Pathan
    1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..



    Poocha: Q...?


    Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Bakray Ki Zabaan
    Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

    2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..


    1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,

    Anda Khao..!!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Naswar ka Maza
    1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.



    OR kaha


    Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Hajj par gaya
    1 Pathan Hajj par gaya:

    Or zor zor se DUA mangnay laga.

    "YA ALLAH MERE SARAY GUNAAH MAAF KAR DAY,

    WARNA MEREY 1,50,000 WAPAS KAR DAY".


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan English sekhne
    Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

    2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

    Pathan: Who is speaking?

    Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Dil par lagay
    Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi k Dil par lagay....





    2nd Pathan: Brazier day day.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Peshawar ki Police
    Peshawar ki Police ka bhi jawab nahi hai....

    1 Pathan talaab main Nahaa raha tha,

    Police wala kehta hai: Chal Oye! bahar aa kar kapray pehan..


    Teri Talaashi leni hai...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Aap bohat motay
    Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

    Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

    Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

    Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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