Heart Attack
Pathan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai Jis ki vaja se muje heart attack b ho sakta hy.
Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.
Pathan: Kyu?
Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai.
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