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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Kala Bulb Dena
    Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

    Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

    Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Parha Likha Pathan
    Pathan ne class main 1st position li:


    Teacher ne pucha: Parh likha kar kya banna chahtay ho?





    Pathan: Bank ka Chowkidaar.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • KFC 24 hours
    Pathan: Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai?

    Major Rohail: KFC is open 24 hours.

    Pathan: Purana time ya Neya time??


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Torch Le kar Dhoondh Raha Hai
    Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
    so raha tha:

    Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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    Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
    Torch le kar dondh raha hai.


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Saaray Paise Jama Kardo
    Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

    Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

    Kyon?

    Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • New Sweet Dish
    Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.

    Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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    Pathan: Naswar Gosht.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Bhari Hui Jaib
    1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha:

    Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho?

    Pathan: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • A Man Stealing A Purse
    Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

    Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

    pathan: OK..OK.

    But What About The Remaining 900?


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne call milai
    Pathan ne call milai to awaz aayi:

    Is call k liye aap ka balance Na Kaafi hai.

    Pethan: Koi baat nahi meri jaan.

    Tum sy bat ho jata hai bas itna hi kafi hai.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan in U.K
    1 pathan UK gaya,
    Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
    Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

    Officer: Say in English

    Pathan kuch sochne k baad

    Long life khan.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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