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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Mujhe Pehchana Kese
    Pathan Apni Maa se: Kya aapne mujhe paida hony se pehle dekha tha?



    Maa: Nahi to...


    Pathan: To phir Paida hony k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kese?


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan in Exam
    Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya!

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    Kiun???
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    .
    Because
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    Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Naswar ka dukh
    Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad Ek pathan ro rha tha.


    Major Rohail: Zakhmi ho? Koe aziz halak ya zakhmi Ho gya hy?


    Pathan: Oy! Khocha hmara naswar Shaheed ho gaya hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Lawer
    Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



    Client congrats you have been successful.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Plastic Surgery karwana
    Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


    Doctor: 5 laakh..

    Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Hakumat ne Sawat
    Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
    Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




    Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Afsoos ki baat
    Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

    Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


    Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Kaan wala Mobile
    Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

    Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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    Dukandar after much thinking
    "Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Sab se Sasti Call
    Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

    Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

    Phir Us ne

    Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pani ki Bottle
    Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?

    Pathan: Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke bottle parri thi.
    Mei ne bas itna kaha
    K
    Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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