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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • 20/20 match
    Major Rohail ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha.
    Cola, BBQ, LCD, Speakers, Chips.. Match ka maza aagya

    Pathan: Lo G khak maza aya
    "NASWAR" to tha he nahi.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Mehnat Karo Ga To
    Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga Tou Kuch Bano Ga...

    Pathan Student Teacher Hamra Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

    Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana...


  By: gumnaamlarka   Send To Mobile
  • Bandooq aur Kartoos
    POLIO Team Darwazay par aai:

    Pathan: Bandooq aur Kartoos kahan hain?

    Polio Team bhagi...

    Peache se Pathan ne Aawaaz di:

    Ruko Ye to Hamaray Bachon k Naam hain.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Ground Floor pe Ghar
    Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana.

    Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu?

    Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Spinner he dila do
    Pathan's Wife: Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon, Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay?



    Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Fail ya Pass
    Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

    Major Rohail: Kyu?

    Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

    Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

    Pathan: Blood Test


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Band Ho Jaye Ga
    Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

    Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

    Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Khan & Shower
    Phatan: Sir ap k bathroom me shower se nahaney ka bohat maza aya

    Major Rohail: Shower..?

    Phatan: Sir ap ko shower thora uppar kr k lgwana chaheye.

    Major Rohail: Oy Khan wo shower nhi "Muslim Shower" hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pankhay ka Sawab
    Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Is Pankhay k neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoga.


    Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kese?

    Pathan: Hum ye Pankha Masjid se Utaar k laee hai...


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Car ki Battery
    Pathan car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

    Mechanic: Sahab! Exide ki daal doon?

    Pathan: Nahi yaar, dona side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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