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Usko kon Chori karega?



Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..

Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?

Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?



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