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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Garmi ka fyda
    Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai
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    Major Rohail: Kya?
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    Phatan:
    Very Simple yaar
    SARDI nhi lagti


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Prize Bond Nikalna chahiye
    Ek Pathan Quaid-e-Azam k Mazar ja kar dua karta hai:

    "Mera Prize Bond Her Soorat main nikalna chahiye."

    Jaise he woh Mazar se bahar aaya kisi ne uski jaib se Prize Bond nikaal liya.

    Woh dobara Mazar gaya aur bola:

    "Jinah Sahab! Pehle puri baat to samajh liya karen."


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Kone Me Chup K
    Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha



    Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

    Pathan:Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi
    Mangetar Hai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Aakhri Khuwahish
    Judge: Aaj tumhe phansi ki saza de jae ge.

    Tumhari koi aakhri khuwahish?
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    Khan: Judge sahab meri jaga aap latak jaein.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan gaya Passport banwane
    Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

    Officer ne kaha NIC dikhao,

    Pathan ne apni Begum ka NIC de dia.

    Officer: Khan Sahab apna NIC do.

    Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna NIC lekar aya tha aap k pass..

    Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • TENT & STARS
    Major Rohail ur phatan tent main soo rhe the
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    Major Rohail:
    Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?
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    Phatan: Stars
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    Major Rohail:
    Es ka kya mtlb hova
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    Phatan:
    Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi
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    Major Rohail:
    U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Tanki saaf krne Chhat
    Pathan: Tanki saaf krne Chhat par gaya Tanki par qawwa bethawa tha.

    Pathan jaldi se nechay utra or seerhi hata di.

    Aur bola: Beta mai to utar gaya to kese aaye ga???


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne College khola
    Pathan ne College khola:

    Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya.

    Sab confused thay.


    Guess why????


    College ka naam tha..

    WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan kiss
    Shahid Afridi ne semi final main Kallis ko kiss kar k ye sabit kr diya

    FARAZ!


    K Pathan Pitch per bhi Harami Pan kar sakta hai!


  By: mirbaloch   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan of Flat
    Ek Patan Pehli bar Karachi aaya or Flat dekhne gaya, flat dekhne ke baad broaker se larne laga:

    Pathan: Khucha! Hum is flat main rahegi, is se bara to hamara murghi ka darba hai.

    Broker: Khan sab ye Flat nahin lift hay.


  By: Saqib Jan   Send To Mobile
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