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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • O yara!
    1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha:

    1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:



    "O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.."


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Father of Ibn-e-Seena
    Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?

    Pathan soch main Gumm...


    After some time, Pathan Answered:





    John Cena!!!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan got 1st Position
    Pathan ne Class main 1st Position li...


    Teacher ne pucha: Parh likh kar kya banna chahtay ho?



    Pathan: O Yaara! Hum Tandoor wala banega..


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai
    Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye:

    Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho?

    Pathan ki BV boli:
    "Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi"


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Phansi se pehle
    Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
    Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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    Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do...


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Pathan Namaz
    1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

    Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

    Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


    Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan asked Doctor
    Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai?

    Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye.



    Phtan: Chal jhootay, Phir bhains ka bacha kyon kala hota hai?


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan at Film Sholay
    3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:


    Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."


    Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • ITTEFAAQ ka jumla
    Teacher: "ITTEFAAQ" ka jumla banao.




    Pathan Student: Jis din meray Baap Shadi tha, ITTEFAQ se usi din meri MAA ka bhi Shadi tha. :)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki biwi ne
    Pathan ki biwi ne pathan ko SMS kya: Ghar kab aa rahy ho?

    Message kar k batao.

    Pathan ne SMS kya: Main nahi bata sakta.

    Balance kam hai. :P


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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