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1. Pathan ka Gadha  By: wahabi
   Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogaya: Wo khushi Me nachne Laga. 1 Aadmi Ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy...


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4. Generator main Coke  By: Jasper
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5. Ab Tang Kar k Dikhao  By: Dapper
   1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha: 1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya. M...


6. Sab se ziyada Sukoon  By: Irfan
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7. Pathan Murdered his Bhabi  By: Dapper
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8. 20/20 match  By: wahabi
   Major Rohail ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha. Cola, BBQ, LCD, Speakers, Chips.. Match ...


9. Truck and Cycle Mom  By: wahabi
   Major Rohail ka bacha: Teri MAA itni moti hai k sab us ko TRUCK kehte hai. Pathan ka bacha: Teri M...


10. Mehnat Karo Ga To  By: gumnaamlarka
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11. Bandooq aur Kartoos  By: Rehan
    POLIO Team Darwazay par aai: Pathan: Bandooq aur Kartoos kahan hain? Polio Team bhagi... Peache s...


12. Fail ya Pass  By: wahabi
    Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy. Major Rohail: Kyu? Pathan: Aaj main te...


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15. Khan & Shower  By: wahabi
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