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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan at Airport
    PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha: YAARA! hamay Sadar jana hay. Tum kitna karaya lo ge?

    Taxi Driver: Rs.250!

    Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay!

    Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa!

    Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...


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  • Pathan ka Dead Mobile
    Khocha Khan apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha:

    Major Rohail: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

    Khocha Khan: Yaar dukan wale ne kaha hai k Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai.


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  • Pathan ka Roza Na Tootay
    Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

    Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

    Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

    Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.


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  • Pathan Bell Bajata Raha
    Lady: Maine Tumhain Kal Door Bell sahi karne ko kaha tha Tum kyon nahi aaye?



    Pathan Mechanic: Madam main kal 2 ghantay tak Bell Bajata raha,
    Kisi ne Darwaza he nahi khola. :P


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  • Pathan k Ghar Chori
    Pathan k Ghar Chore Aagaya:

    Pathan ne Dekha To Chore Bhaga.

    Pathan Bhagta Bhagta Chore Se Bhi Aagye Nikal Gaya.



    Pathan: Ek To Chori Ooper se Hum se Race. :-)


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  • Pathan Ko Maar Parri
    1 Aadmi Pathan ko Maar raha tha.


    Logon ne pucha kyon maar rahy ho?

    Wo Bola: Saal Ek Ghantay se pucha raha hai k....



    Ramzan ki Jhandiyan Kahan Milengi? :-)


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  • Fazool Travel Agency
    Pathan: Yahan per sab travel agency fazool hn.

    Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Sahab?

    Pathan: Sab Agencies sirf HAJJ karva rhe hain.
    Per Hum ne HAJJ-E-AKBER krna hy.


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  • Pathan ka Roza
    Karachi main ek pathan Ne roza rakh lya:

    Major Rohail: Khan sab abi Ramzan Ka chand nazar nhi aya.

    Pathan: Oy! Khocha Peshawar main To nazar aa gya hai.


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  • What About Allama Iqbal
    Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Paida Huye Aur Unhon ne Kahan Taleem Hasil Ki?


    PATHAN: Wo Hospital Main Paida Huye Aur School Main Taleem Hasil Ki. :P


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  • 14 August Kese Manaty
    Pathan: Khuda ka Shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Aazad nahi hua.

    Dost (Hairaan hoty huye): Q?

    Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kese manatay?


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