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Pathan Bell Bajata Raha



Lady: Maine Tumhain Kal Door Bell sahi karne ko kaha tha Tum kyon nahi aaye?



Pathan Mechanic: Madam main kal 2 ghantay tak Bell Bajata raha,
Kisi ne Darwaza he nahi khola. :P



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