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1. Bhari Hui Jaib  By: Dapper
   1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha: Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho? Pathan: Is dun...


2. New Sweet Dish  By: Master Mind
   Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi. Friend: O...


3. Saaray Paise Jama Kardo  By: Funtoosh
   Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya. Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya. ...


4. Torch Le kar Dhoondh Raha Hai  By: Zindagi Rocks
   Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. . . . . . . Pathan: Lo ...


5. What is Call Girl  By: Send Free SMS
   Pathan's Friend: What is call girl? Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call...


6. Pathan ne call milai  By: Send Free SMS
   Pathan ne call milai to awaz aayi: Is call k liye aap ka balance Na Kaafi hai. Pethan: Koi baat na...


7. 1 Maheenay Bad Nahaya  By: Dapper
   Pathan: Main 1 baar nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) door tak phail gaya tha... Friend: Yar to kya t...


8. Naswar Kabhi Khatam na ho  By: Jasper
   Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila. Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo UsKi 3 wishes Pori Kray...


9. Tumhara Jurm Saabit ho gaya  By: Funtoosh
   JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga.. . . . PATH...


10. Pathan ka MENU  By: wahabi
    Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya Kyu? Khana: Naswar Pu...


11. Pathan ka Budget  By: wahabi
    Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai hum bohat khush hai budget se. . Major Rohail: Kyu? ...


12. Aankhen Band Kar k  By: Jasper
    Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai. Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay? . ...


13. Pathan in U.K  By: Rooman Qamar
    1 pathan UK gaya, Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name? Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan Offic...


14. A Man Stealing A Purse  By: Zindagi Rocks
    Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse. Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50. pathan...


15. Pathan ne Paise Bachaye  By: Dapper
    Pathan PCO main gaya, Jaib se Mobile nikala aur Baat kar k Bahar aagaya. Kisi ne pucha: Jab Tumhar...