Pathan at Airport
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha: YAARA! hamay Sadar jana hay. Tum kitna karaya lo ge?
Taxi Driver: Rs.250!
Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay!
Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa!
Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...
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