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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Jo Eid Ka Roza Rakhy
    Shaair Kehta Hai:

    Jo EID k Din ROZA Rakhy Woh Shaitan Hai.


    Aur Jo


    ROZAY K Din EID Manaye Woh Sarhad Ka Pathan Hai. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Tameez Se Baat Karo
    Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

    Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


    Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

    I Love You Baaji. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ne Naat Parhi
    1 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT Parhnay Gaya:

    To

    Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara:

    Kyon?


    Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha.


    "Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan" :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan in Exam Hall
    Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

    Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

    |||||||||||||||

    Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.



    Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Watching Jurrasic Park
    Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.

    Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.

    Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..



    Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal
    Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

    Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

    Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

    Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
    "Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Khan Rackshaw Lega
    Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




    Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Performing Umra
    2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


    Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


    Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?


    Masjid Dhoondhny. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Roza Is Touching To Me
    1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
    ki English Kya Hogi?



    2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

    "The Roza Is Touching To Me."


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne Note Banaya
    1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:

    Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.



    Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
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