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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Saudia K Sath Namaz
    Pathano ne Eid k Baad 5 Waqt Namaz b Saudia k Sath Parhne ka Faisla kia hai.
    Nai Timings ye hongi:

    Fajar: Suba 8 baje
    Zohar: Sepeher 4 baje
    Asar: Sham 7 baje
    Maghrib: Raat 10 Baje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
    Isha: Raat 1 baje.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Dedicate him a Sad Song
    A Pathan Called FM radio & Said:

    "I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

    DJ: So You want to give him back his wallet?

    Pathan: Ookhocha nai! I Want to Dedicate him a Sad Song. :-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ko Tairna Nhi Ata
    3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:

    Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira.

    Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.

    Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola:
    "Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Gul Khan from Karachi
    Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:

    "Are you suffering from Fever?"
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    .
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    Pathan: No, I'm Gul Khan from Karachi 2 Peshawar.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ground Floor Pe
    1 Aadmi Bike pe Ja Raha tha:

    Usne Raastey me Kharey huey Pathan se pucha:

    Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?



    Pathan: Nahi Humara Ghar to Ground Floor pe hai. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Carry Lougar Bill
    Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.


    Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

    Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
    Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
    Aur DUE date kya hai?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Sirf Loan Pehanta Hai
    Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
    Kya karun?


    Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!


    Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Aur colours dikhao
    Ek pathan murday k liye kafan lene gaya,
    shop walay ne usay kafan diya,
    Pathan ne kuch pucha jisay sun k shop wala pagal hogaya



    Pathan: Is mai aur colours tou dikhao.


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Qaatil
    Teacher to pathan:

    Qaatil kisay kehte hain?

    Pathan: pata nhn

    Teacher(ghussay se): Agar tum apne baap ka qatal kardo to tum kya kehlao ge?

    Pathan: Yateem...!!!


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • pathan cycle chalate huwe
    Pathan cycle chalate huwe ja raha tha achanak break fail hogayi,or eik admi ko maardi.

    Admi:andhe ho kiya ghanti nahi maar sakte the kiya?

    Pathan:itni bari cycle maari hy wo kam hy jo ab ghanti maaru???????????????/


  By: Asim bilawal   Send To Mobile
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