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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Baap Ka Doodh
    2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:

    1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.

    2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.

    1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
    Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Balance Na Kaafi Hai
    Pathan ne Call Milai to aawaz aai:

    Is Call k liye aapke paas Balance Na Kaafi Hai.


    Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Meri Jaan.

    Tum Se Baat Ho Jaye Bas Itna He Kaafi Hai.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ka Mobile No
    1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja:

    "Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai."

    Pehle tha Nokia6610

    Ab Hia.

    Nokia2626

    Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Tubes Main Sheera
    Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha.
    Aik din halwai na poocha.

    Ye Jalabia kiu la jata ho

    Pathan: Hum ya dakna chata hai ka in Tubes main Sheera Kaisa Jata Hai.


  By: Amir Shahzad   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan at Mobile Shop
    Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?

    Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?

    Pathan: Kaun sa card?
    Shopkeeper: Memory card.

    Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.


  By: shehzad   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki Aftari ki Dua
    Ek Pathan ko kisi ne kaha Aftaari k waqat jo bhi Dua mango qabool hoti hai.


    Pehle Rozay ki Aftaari k waqt Khan Sahab: Ya Allah! Subah Eid ho jaye. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Waiter Ki Double Insult
    Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai.

    Khan: To Phir?

    Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon.

    Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • 1100 ki Bakri
    Gahak: Kamal hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Tum is
    BAKRI K 1000 Rupye Mang rahe he Ab Q 1100
    Mang rahe ho?


    Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Raat Main Sooraj
    Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?




    2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha!
    Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
    Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga... :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • I Miss You
    Teacher to Pathan Student: What is meant by
    " I MISS YOU "








    Pathan: is ka matlab hai:

    "Main Tumhari Miss hon."


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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