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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Stupid Stand Up
    New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"

    Pathan Stoodup.

    Teacher: Are You Stupid?

    Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha. :-)


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  • Shair On A Rickshaw
    The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!


    Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..


    Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.


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  • Mujhe Tang Mat Karo
    Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

    Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.

    Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.

    Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.

    Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?


    Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha. :-)


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  • Vibrating Pathan
    Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:


    Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?


    Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
    Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.


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  • Behen Jesa Pyaar
    Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


    Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


    Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.


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  • Chappal Aagy Rakhne Se
    Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha:

    Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti...

    Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti. :-)


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  • Pathan Waiting 4 Train
    Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

    Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

    Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



    Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.


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  • Umar Qaid aur Phansi
    QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.

    Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry.

    After Court:
    QATIL: Kia hua?
    Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!


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  • Khushbo Wala Message
    Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
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    2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai.

    Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message...


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  • Pathan in KBC
    Pathan Kon Banega Crorepati Main:

    Q: What is you Father Name?

    Pathan: Plz Options?

    A. Dilawar
    B. Changez
    C. Feroz
    D. Sultan

    Pathan: Life Line 50/50
    A. Dilawar
    C. Feroze

    Pathan: Audience Vote.
    75% Dilawar
    25% Feroze

    Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend.

    Kisko Call Karengy?

    Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko. :-)


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