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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Without Ticket Pathan
    1 Pathan Baghair Ticket k Train main safar kar raha tha.

    Checker Ticket Check karnay aaya to Pathan ne Namaz ki Niyat Kar li.

    Checker Paas Beth kar intazaar karne laga:

    Pathan Ghussay se bola:

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    100 Rakaat Namaz Nafal Lahore Tak. Allah o Akbar.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • 1947 Ko Kya Hua Tha
    Major Rohail: 14 August 1947 ko kya hova tha?
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    Pathan ne Foran jawab dya: "Mere Dada Jaan ka Inteqal hova tha."


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Bacha Chalne Laga
    Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai.
    Pathan Husband: Kab Se?

    Wife: 8 din Se.
    Pathan: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? Wo To Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Roza Toot Gaya
    Pahtan: Aaj mera roza toot gaya.

    Major Rohail: Wo kese?

    Pathan: Hum ne aaj ghalti se Purane time k Hisab se Roza Iftar kr lya.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Jaagnay Ki Raat
    Pathan: Kal hum Ne Raat se subah tak 4 rupey ghanta package pe apni girlfriend se bat kya!

    Dost: Woh Q?

    Pathan: Humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan in Language Centre
    Pathan ne Language Centre me Admision lia:

    Or agley din us se kaha gaya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao.

    Pathan: Josh me bola!
    I shall never die before my Death.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • O Akhrot!
    1 PATHAN library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola:
    So boring, so many characters But no story!

    Then librarian said:
    O Akhrot!
    This is a TELEPHONE directory.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ko Sab Pata Hai
    1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha:

    Kisi ne Usko Toka... Isko Chheel to Lo..

    Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathans Are Fools?
    Pathans Are Fools?
    Lets See...

    1. A Fool Can't k Make An Atomic Bomb.
    Abdul Qadir Khan Did It!

    2. A Fool Can't Win the World Cup.
    Imran Khan And Yunus Khan Did It!

    3. A Fool Can't Fly A Jet.
    Saba Khan, Being The First Female Pilot in The Pakistan Air Force Did It!

    4. A Fool Can't Go To Space.
    Abdul Ahad Momand (1988, With his Russian Colleague, Talked in Pashto to his Mother and The Afghan President, From Space) Did It!

    5. A Fool Can't Be A Squash Champion.
    Hashim Khan Did It.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki Biwi Chali Gai
    Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya...

    Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga...

    Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha. :P


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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