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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Tambaku Noshi
    Ek Pathan 2 Meter Lambay Pipe se Hukka Pee Raha tha.

    Ek Aadmi ne pucha: Itne lamby pipe se q pe rahy ho?



    Pathan: Dr.Sahab ne Tambaku se door rehne ko kaha hai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Ullu Ka Inkar
    Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.

    Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya?


    Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne Paise Bachaye
    Pathan PCO main gaya,
    Jaib se Mobile nikala aur Baat kar k Bahar aagaya.


    Kisi ne pucha: Jab Tumhary pas Mobile tha to PCO mai kyon gaye?

    Pathan: Mere Dost ne kaha tha PCO se phone karogy to Paise kam lagengy. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan's New Business
    Pathan started a new Business:

    "Ghar beith kar Bazar-eiya khato kitabat SWIMMING seekhiye.

    E-mail aur sms k Zareye sekhne ki bhi
    saholat majud hai"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Train Chal pari
    Train chal parri
    2 pathan train k peche bhage

    Ek phatan train par char gaya
    Logo ne tareef ki.

    Pathan bola: "O sh!t jis ne jana tha wo peche reh gaya me to chorne aya tha."


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Aadmi Ban Gaya Pathan
    Admi: Mujhe Sardar bana do.
    Doc: Uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega.

    Admi: OK
    Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
    Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Pakaoo Pathan
    2 Pathan 1 Darakht k Neechey beth kar baten kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek Aam(mango) girta hai..


    1st Pathan to 2nd: Ye aam kese gira?

    Aam khud hath jorr kr bolta hai: Saalo pakk gaya hon
    mei tum logo ki baten sun kr...


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan k Soobay
    Ustaad Pathan se: Pakistan k kitny soobay hain?
    Pathan: 4!

    Ustad: Shabaash, Un k Naam batao.
    Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumaal, Junoob...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoos Mohaledar
    Pathan: Mere Mohale wale bohat Kanjoos hy.

    Major Rohail: Kyu?

    Pathan: Sab ne 14 August manaey
    Pr
    Kisi ek ne b hamare ghar
    Qurbani ka Gosht nhi bheja.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Eid ul Fitr ka Fitrana
    Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat:

    Major Rohail: Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan: Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
    Ur zakat 14 August pr he Dedya tha.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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