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Pathan ka Roza



Karachi main ek pathan Ne roza rakh lya:

Major Rohail: Khan sab abi Ramzan Ka chand nazar nhi aya.

Pathan: Oy! Khocha Peshawar main To nazar aa gya hai.



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