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MARKETING TERMS FOR BBA STUDENTS
1. U c a gorgeous gir at a party. U go to her n say:"I m vry rich, marry me".
Thats Direct Marketing..
2. U r at a party with a bunch ov frnds & c a gorgeous girl. One ov ur frnd goes upto her n say: "He's vry rich man, marry him".
Thats Advertising.
3. U r at a party & c a gorgeous girl. She walks upto u n say: "Can u marry me ?
Thats Brand Recognization.
4. U c a gorgeous girl at a party. U go upto her n say: "I m vry rich, marry me..She gives u a hard slap on ur face.
Thats Customer Feedback.
5. U c a gorgeous girl at a party. U go upto her n say: "I m vry rich,marry me n she introduce u to her Hubby.
Thats demand n supply gap.
By:
musarat
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World war III
Bush & Obama sitting in a bar...
A guy walks upto them and asks;
What r u guys doing here??
Bush says: We r Planning World War III....
Guy says: Really?? Whts going to Happen??
Bush says: Well, we r going to Kill 140 million Muslims this time & one Beautiful Girl...
Guy exclaimed: A beautiful girl...?! Y kill a beautiful girl???
Busy turns to Obama and says: See, I told you...
No-one would worry about the 140 million Muslims...
By:
musarat
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World war III
Bush & Obama sitting in a bar...
A guy walks upto them and asks;
What r u guys doing here??
Bush says: We r Planning World War III....
Guy says: Really?? Whts going to Happen??
Bush says: Well, we r going to Kill 140 million Muslims this time & one Beautiful Girl...
Guy exclaimed: A beautiful girl...?! Y kill a beautiful girl???
Busy turns to Obama and says: See, I told you...
No-one would worry about the 140 million Muslims...
By:
musarat
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Two Paki''s see an advertisement in a
Two Paki's see an advertisement in a window, reading "Be white for £10" . They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse.
As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Paki £10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Paki who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.
The other Paki then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me £10 so I can be white as well".
His friend turns round and says
"Shutup you Paki" and walks off.
By:
musarat
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Brazilian and Pathan Men
A girl in a Train was Reading a book called MEN.
It said BRAZILIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD.
A man sitting beside her was also Reading it secretly.
After sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name.
He replied:
RONALDO YOUSAFZAI.
By:
Rehan
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Financial Management Indeed
Financial Management!
A beggar Found Rs.100
He decided to have a Great Dinner
He went to a 5 Star hotel & Enjoyed the Dinner
When bill came he said I have No Money
Manager called Police and handed the Beggar over to Him
The beggar gave Rs.100 to policeman and Set Free. :-)
This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Indeed!
By:
AsiM
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