Two Paki''s see an advertisement in a
Two Paki's see an advertisement in a window, reading "Be white for £10" . They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse.
As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Paki £10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Paki who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.
The other Paki then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me £10 so I can be white as well".
His friend turns round and says
"Shutup you Paki" and walks off.
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