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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • At a dance party.
    At a dance party..
    Boy:Will you dance with me?
    Girl:Mein bache ke saath nahi nachti..
    Boy:So sorry, mujhe pata nahi tha ke aap Pregnant hein..


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • FM Radio
    FM Radio
    A man calls "FM Radio" and says:

    I've found a wallet with a lot of cash, a credit card and ID card of that person..
    It belongs to a Jamshed Khan with the address.. House no 3, Gulshan-e-Iqbal, blk2, karachi...

    RJ:So you want to give him back his wallet..?

    Man:Hell no! I want to dedicate him a song...


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  • Way to impress a girl
    Way to impress a girl:
    Respect her..


    honor her..


    love her..


    protect her..


    spend money for her..


    care for her..


    How to impress a boy:
    just smile once ( game over)..


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • outside when i''m here
    How Pakistani Professors speak English:

    1. don't dare talk infront of my back!

    2. both of you three get out of the class!

    3. Why are you so late? .. say Yes or No .. ?

    4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

    5. I have 2 daughters both of them are girls !

    6. All of you stand in a straight circle !

    7. Quite! The Principal just passed away

    8. Everybody stand lengthwise

    9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when i'm here ?


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  • It Still Tastes The Same.
    A Beggar Came Up
    To A Memon And Said :
    " I Haven't Tasted Food
    All Week.."

    Memon Replied :
    "Don't Worry, It Still Tastes
    The Same..."


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  • I LIKE THE WAY U THINK.
    What is the name of

    Dog , who sucks people blood ,

    and is lover of money ,,,,


    who's name starts with " Z "

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    ZANTAIER

    in S Africa

    BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK...


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  • Please avoid to take next breath because
    Please avoid to take next breath because
    may be your breath connection is attached with the bomb...

    And
    your breath take may cause bomb blast
    Inform others whom you care.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Titanic on the other hand.
    SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.


    In The End,

    He does not die, But

    Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

    Titanic on the other hand..


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  • Hey Genius
    Hey! Genius



    Yes u



    u r smiling !



    bcoz I caLLed u

    genius



    Aah



    Somtimes we need
    2 Lie just 2 see smile on faces of our friends.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


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