World war III
Bush & Obama sitting in a bar...
A guy walks upto them and asks;
What r u guys doing here??
Bush says: We r Planning World War III....
Guy says: Really?? Whts going to Happen??
Bush says: Well, we r going to Kill 140 million Muslims this time & one Beautiful Girl...
Guy exclaimed: A beautiful girl...?! Y kill a beautiful girl???
Busy turns to Obama and says: See, I told you...
No-one would worry about the 140 million Muslims...
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