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3 friends Lived in a Flat on the 110th
3 friends Lived in a Flat on the 110th floor.
One day the lift was out of order & they had to climb the stairs to go to 110th Floor.
To pass time & not get bored,
They decided that 1st person should tell a War story, 2nd a Funny story & 3rd a Sad story.
1st person tells a story & They Climbed to 50th Floor.
2nd tells a funny story & They Climbed to 109th Floor.
Now the 3rd had to Tell a Very Sad Story.
He said,
"I've left The Door key in Car" :-)
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Totally I want to distube you
Actually
Chemicaly
Physically
Biologicaly
Botanicaly
Geographicaly
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Normaly
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Softly
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Beautifuly
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wrongly
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Totally
I
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DISTURB U ;-)
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musarat
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A Man in USA
A Man in USA see a dog attacking a girl. He kicks the dog, it dies.
Newspaper report.
"HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"
Man says,"I AM NOT AMERICAN"
Report changed;
"FOREIGN HERO SAVES GIRL FROM DOG".
Man,"I AM PAKISTANI."
Breaking News;
"PAKISTANI MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG WHICH WAS PLAYING WITH A LADY"
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musarat
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new generation.
little red riding hood didn't listen to her mother...
snow white lived with seven men...
pinnochio was a liar...
cindrella use to go out with guys at night...
robin hood was a thief...
tarzan walked without clothes...
these are the stories our parents raised us up with & then they complain our generation is messed up... ?
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musarat
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Definitely Means
A nursery school teacher says to her class,
"Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks,
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY **** my pants!"
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musarat
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