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  • Funny Fact About Nobel Prize
    Do u know NOBEL PRIZE is given for science & literature but not for MATHS
    WHY?

    BCOZ ALFRED NOBEL's wife had run away with a MATHS PROFESSOR.

    FUNNY BUT TRUE:-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 14/Aug/2020 PM Pakistan visited
    14/Aug/2020 PM Pakistan visited USA to help them,
    .
    Pak most peacefull land,
    .
    Pak won football world cup 2020,
    .
    India begged Pak to forgive them & helped them n da war against terrorism,
    .
    Pak is the leader of Islamic World,
    .
    All da currept politicians r killed,
    .
    OSAMA Killed in america by an Pakistani drown attack,
    .

    1Rs= 76$
    .
    Petrol: 20/Barrel
    .
    CNG: 0.15/kg
    .
    Gold: 500Rs/ 10gram
    ..
    Pak gave million ton sugar to UK , USA.
    .
    .

    This all can happen if u support “ME” as the future leader of Pakistan.
    Name change krny ki ghatia harkat kr k mulk ka mustaqbil mat tabah krna.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • All are examples of
    I like u
    I miss u
    I love u
    I find u my best friend
    I respect u
    I care u
    .
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    All are examples of
    present indefinite tense:-P


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • watched my new film
    ******************
    ******************
    ******************

    ******THE END******

    You have just watched my new film
    “Taare mobile per” ;-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Government of Pakistan has
    Government of Pakistan has
    introduced a new rule…
    Good looking people should be
    thrown out of country!!!
    U r safe..
    oh! No where should I Hide???


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Meera
    Meera : Level of English

    Meera thinks that F.s.c means

    Father of six children

    and

    M.s.c means

    Mother of six children.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Carrot Married
    A Carrot Married
    A Cabbage ..

    Next Day A Tomato
    Asked:
    ...Hey How Was Your
    Wedding Night ... ?

    Carrot
    I m Exhausted !
    I Spent The Whole
    Night Just Understanding Her'
    =P =D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Once Many Professors Were Called
    Height Of Confidence

    Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Airplane...
    After They Sat, They Were Informed That
    The Plane Is Made By their students,
    All Of Them Ran n Got Out Of The Plane Except One ...

    People Asked Him The Reason ...

    He Said:
    "If It Is Made By My Students,
    It Won't Even START." :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Taj Mahal - The Symbol of Love
    We All Know
    TAJ MAHAL As Symbol Of Love
    But The Other Lesser Known Facts are:

    1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan's 4th Wife Out Of His 7 Wives.

    2. Shahjahan Killed Mumtaz's Husband To Marry Her!

    3. Mumtaz Died In Her 14th Delivery!

    4. He Then Married Mumtaz's Sister!

    Question Arises Where The HELL IS THE LOVE. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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