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Latest English Funny SMS:
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My Leave Application
Sick Employee:
Boss This Is My Leave Application With Doctor's Statement.
Boss:
We Will No Longer Accept A Doctor's Statement As Proof Of Sickness...
If You Are Able To Go To The Doctor, You Can Come To Work."
By:
AsiM
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A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door.
A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door.
A lady opened it. Before she could speak,
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 15 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit!
Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that?
Salesman: why Madam?
Lady: Becoz there's no electricty in the house.
MORAL: Over smartness is dangerous in pakistan.
By:
musarat
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Keep Up With Technology
As A Family We're Trying To Keep Up With Technology.
So
I Bought 4 My Son An Ipod,
My Daughter An
Iphone
N
Myself An Ipad...
I Felt Sorry For My
Wife
So
I Went Out N Bought
Her An Iron .. =P
She Hasn't Spoken To Me Since. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Aalu Was In Love Wid Bhindi
Aalu Was In Love Wid Bhindi.
When He Proposd Bhindi
(Who Was Egoistic & Very Proud Of Her Slim Figure)
She Rjectd His Proposal Sayin
'U R Such A Fatty.Aalu
Took It As A Challenge & Has So Many
Grlfrnds Now:
Aalu-Gobi,
Aalu-Gajar,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu- Shimlamirch,
But Bhindi Is Vidout Any Friend... ;->
Moral: Never Be Egoistic In Life Otherwise
You Will Be Left Alone... :-)
By:
musarat
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