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Why CROW is BLACK in Color?
Why the CROW is BLACK in Color?
Do u know
Answer -
CROW says COW(Kaow Kaow).
COW gives MILK.
MILK is WHITE.
WHITE is Very BRIGHT.
BRIGHTNESS gives d future of STUDENTS.
STUDENTS r d leaders of 2MRW.
2MRW never comes b4 TODAY.
TODAY I should go to COLLEGE.
COLLEGE is d home of KNOWLEDGE.
KNOWLEDGE has nothing to do wid BUFFALOWs.
But CROWs sit on BUFFALOWs.
BUFFALOWs r BLACK.
So Color of CROW is BLACK.
By:
Ariese Ansari
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Old lady Give The Bus Driver
An Old lady Give The Bus Driver Peanuts to Eat.
After several days the driver asked 'Why do you give me such wonderful peanuts, Why don't u eat them yourself?
The Lady replied 'I don't have teeth to munch Them'
Driver: Then Why Buy Them?
Old lady: I just Love the Chocolate Around Them. :-)
By:
SAYYAM
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After Car Accident
After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man...
British: Im So Sorry...
Chines: Are U Oky?
Pakstani:O..........,
Andha Hai Kya,
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha,
Tere Baap Ka Road Hai .
By:
musarat
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