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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Producer And Director
    Once upon a time in a film there came a strange situation...

    Hero love heroin

    But heroin love villain

    But villain love hero's sis

    But hero's sis love heroin,'s bro

    But heroin's bro love vilain's sis

    Finally 2 people commit suicide


    who r those???





    Producer And Director:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Always Remember
    Always Remember:

    When HE Cancels A Date,
    It is Because....

    "HE HAS TO"


    But


    When SHE Cancels A Date,
    It is Because....

    "SHE HAS TWO"
    :-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Love: Giggling Bites
    Giggling Bites

    LOVE Makes A BOY

    Forget That
    There Are
    1,877,922,782 GIRLS
    Out There In The World... :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Best Definition Of Work
    The Best Definition Of "WORK"

    "A Place Where
    Officially ADULTS Go

    And

    Behave Like CHILDREN..." :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • You Are in a Boat
    You Are in a Boat

    Which is sinking,

    Sharks R all around U,

    How will u Save urself?

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    ?

    ?

    Very simple..

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    Stop Imagining. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Lecture on Ill Effects of Drinking
    Police Arrested a Drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

    Man: I'm going 2 listen Lecture on Ill Effects of Drinking.

    Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

    Man: My wife. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Difference Horror and Beautiful
    Difference Between Horror and Beautiful

    A Beautiful Night is When You hug your teddy Bear And Sleep.
    But horror is When it Hugs you Bac.k :-)

    AAaaaaaaa......


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • When You Feel Upset
    When You Feel Upset Your Heart Falling Down
    You can see Nothing Clearly
    & Flying Up and Up
    You think its

    LOVE?



    Na G Na!
    Its Just Low BP
    Take Leemo Pani & Relax. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Tom & jerry cartoon begins
    What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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    Think
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    Any guess?
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    Ok i will tell you..
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    Tom & jerry cartoon begins!


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Kajol is a terrorist and she used
    Kajol is a terrorist and she used
    shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
    Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
    Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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