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Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Alcohol Contains Female Hormones
    After Drinking Men Talk Unnecessarily...
    Become Emotional...
    Drive Badly
    Stop Thinking
    Fight 4 Nothing


    Conclusion:
    "Alcohol Contains Female Hormones!" :-D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Once Upon A Time
    Once Upon A Time
    In A Film There Came A Strange Situation
    Hero Loves Heroine
    But Heroine Loves
    Villan
    But Villan Loves Heros Sister
    But Hero's Sis Loves
    Heroine's Brother
    But Heroine's Brother
    Loves Villan's Sister
    Finally 2 People Commit Suicide,
    Who R Thoese?
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    Producer And Director! :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Girl's Attitude
    Girl's Attitude

    Who Says Girls Don't Like Ordinary, Insignificant Cheap Things?

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    We All Like BOYS
    Don't We ? =P =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Advantage Of Telling Lie
    People Say
    Advantage Of Telling TRUTH
    Is That
    You Don't Have To Remember
    What You Said...
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    But Lets Just Think That

    Lying Increases Your
    Memory Power. :-)

    Think Zara Hat Kay. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Boy: yoU are sunshine of my life
    Boy: yoU are sunshine of my life,
    without yoU life is cloudy,
    yoU are in my heart like rainy water for barren land
    Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Boy: yoU are sunshine of my life,
    Boy: yoU are sunshine of my life,
    without yoU life is cloudy,
    yoU are in my heart like rainy water for barren land
    Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • One Economical Thought
    One Economical Thought:

    The Best Line Which Helps To Save Money
    When Going On Dinner With Your Girlfriend:

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    "Bol Kiya Khayegi MOTI?" :-)


  By: Samad   Send To Mobile
  • Better To Bunk A Class
    ~*~ Dedicated ~*~

    Its Better
    To Bunk A Class
    Than
    ...To Miss A Party With
    Friends ..

    Because

    Today When I Look
    Back

    EQUATIONS Never
    Make Me LAUGH
    But
    MEMORIES Do .. (:


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Good n A Bad News
    Dr: I've A Good n A
    Bad News

    Patient: Whts d Bad News?

    ...Dr : Ur Symptoms Show That
    U r Turning Gay .. !

    Patient: Wht d Hell !
    n Whts d Good News ?

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    Dr. I Think U r
    CUTE ... =P =D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Man Joind FACEBOOK
    A Man Joind
    FACEBOOK
    His Son Wrote On
    His Wall
    "W T F Dad"
    ...
    Man Rplied: Wht8 d
    Hell , U've No Respect
    4 Me ?

    Kid Rplied: Dad Chill
    It Means
    "Welcome To Facebook" =P =D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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