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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • School K Khali Maidaan
    School K Khali Maidaan
    Geo Taliban

    Classes Sunsaan
    Geo Taliban

    Maa Baap Pareshan
    Geo Taliban

    Chutiyon Ki Hai Aan Baan
    Geo Taliban

    Bachay Hain Shadmaan
    Geo Taliban

    Pakistan Ki Hai Pehchan
    Geo Taliban


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai
    Suraj Hua Maddham Chand Jalny Laga

    Mein Thehra Raha, Zamin Chalney Lagi
    Kia Ye Mera Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai.

    Sajna!

    Sajna: Yeh Pyar Nahin Earth Quake Hai.
    Bhaaag. :-)


  By: Farrukh   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
    Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye.

    Jab Koi Mushkil Parr Jaye.


    To?

    To?

    To?

    To?

    ('',)
    < ))>
     JL


    To Main Kya Karon?

    Harkaten Kyon Karte Ho Aisi? :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • MARD Ka Bacha Hai To
    Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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    Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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    Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
    Kese Ho Aap?
    Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • The Ghanta Returns
    Aap Ne Abhi Tak Yehi Suna Hoga:

    The Mummy Returns

    Golmaal Returns

    Batman Returns

    Lekin 1st Nov 2009 Ko Aapne Dekha Hoga.

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    "The Ghanta Returns" :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • how does cat cry ?
    Teacher: How Does Cat Cry?
    Pappu: Miaow Miaow Miaow.

    Teacher: What About Dog?

    Pappu: Pakistan Khappy, Pakistan Khappy.

    Samajh To Gaye Hoge. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Dawai Lene Ka Faida
    Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Rozana Dawa Khaa Raha hun.

    Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.



    Doctor: Acha to Mai Aapko Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.

    Jis se Aapko Roz 10 Rupay ka Faida Nazar Aaye ga. :-)


  By: amna   Send To Mobile
  • SMS Parhne Ka Shok
    Insan K Andar SMS Parhne Ka Itna Shok Hota Hai K Chahe Usay

    Pagal, Stupid, Fool, Bewaqoof, Nalaiq kaho

    Kitna Bhi Kuch Kaho Wo SMS Neeche Tak Parhta Zaror Hai.

    Ab Khud Ko He dekh Lo
    ye
    Pata hote Huwe bhi k is SMS Main Kuch Nahi Hai.

    Phir bhi parhe ja Rahe ho.
    Parho
    Parho
    Bilkul last tak Parho.
    Ab Tum Soch Rahe hogey K Ab ye Bakwas SMS khatam ho
    or Main bhi kisi ko yehi SMS Forward kar k Preshan Karon,
    To karlo ab Tumhari bari Hai.

    BEST Of LUCK.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Nido Jo Peeta Hon
    Ek Hathi ka Bacha Chonti(Ant) Se: Tumhari Age Kya hai?

    Chonti: 40 Saal

    Hathi ka Bacha (Hairat Se): 40 Saal aur Itni Chhoti?

    Chonti: Haan mai LUX Use karti hon, Khoobsurti ki Wajah se Chhoti lagti hon. Tumhari Age kiya hai?

    Hathi ka Bacha: 10 Saal

    Chonti: 10 saal or Itny Bare?

    Hathi ka Bacha: Nido Jo Peeta Hon. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Scene of A Memon Movie
    "A Memon Movie"

    Hero: Iqbalia

    Heroin: Jaibun

    Vilain: Jakaria

    Scene:
    Vilain Heroin ko utha kar le ja raha hai, Aur Woh Chilla Rahi Hai.

    "Meekay Bachaa Iqbalia, Meekay Bacha!"



    Iqbalia: Jaibun! Aaon Nai Achi Sagnu, Dukan Te Rush Lagelo Aahe! :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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