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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Kitna Khobsorat Jungle Hai
    1 Cheeta Charas Ka Cigarette Bana Raha Tha,

    Achanak Ek Chooha Bhagta Hua Aaya Aur Bola:
    "Kyon Zindagi Barbad Kar Rahy Ho, Dekho Kitna Khobsorat Jungle Hai, Aao Mere Sath Jungle Ki Sair Karo."

    Cheeta Uske Saath Bhagny Laga.

    Agay 1 Hathi Samad Bond Ka Nasha Tayar kar Raha Tha.
    Choha Phir Bola:
    "Kyon Zindagi Barbad Kar Rahy Ho, Hathi Bhi Unke Sath Ho Liya."

    Aagay Ek Shair Heroin Peeny Ko Tayar Tha.
    Choha Phir Wohi Bola To Shair Ne Khainch K Thappar Mara.

    Cheetay Aur Hathi Ne Wajah Puchi To Shair Bola:
    "Kal Bhi Ye Kamina Bhung Pee Kar Mujhe 3 Ghantay Bhagata Raha Tha." :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Ball Point Manga hai
    Bacha: Uncle Abbu ne Ball Point Manga hai.

    Parrosi Pen de Kr Bola: Aur kuch kaha tha Abbu Ne?


    Bacha: Haan Kaha tha.

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    Agar Woh Kutte ka Bacha Na de to Bazaar se le Aana! :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mere Paas Ghar Hai
    Friend Said to Me:

    Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
    Car Hai,
    Computer Hai,
    2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

    Tere Paas Kya Hai?


    Maine Kaha:

    Mere Paas.

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    Cheeni Hai. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Choha Sugar Mill Ka Malik Hai
    1 Chooha Taang Per Taang Rakh K Betha Hua Tha.

    Sher Aaya, Choohay Ko Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya.

    Phir Haathi Aaya, Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya.


    Chunti Ne Sher Se Pucha: Aap To Jungle K Badshah Hain Phir Aap Choohay K Samnay Aise Kyon Bethe Hain?


    Shair Bola: Aahista Bolo! Ye "Sugar Mill" Ka Malik Hai. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikalna 
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    ___/_DON_\___
    [_(@)______(@)


    DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
    Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


    Kyon?


    Kyon K

    Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo
    Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

    Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

    Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

    Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

    Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

    Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

    Ya

    Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

    Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Faraz Cheeni Lene Gaya Tha
    Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi...


    Wah Wah Wah


    Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi...


    Faraz Cheeni Lene Gaya Tha, Abhi Tak Aaya He Nahi. :-)


  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho
    Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

    Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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    Talib General Store,
    G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
    Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Koi CHEENI Mangy To
    Koi Sui Mangy
    Hum Teer Dengy

    Koi Billi mangy
    Hum Shair Dengy

    Koi Lassi Mangy
    Hum Kheer Dengy

    Magar

    Koi CHEENI Mangy To

    Hum Cheer Dengy.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Kyon K Tum Pakistani Ho
    Usne Mere Hath Ki Lakeerain Dekhin.

    Aur

    Phir Hans Kar Kaha:

    Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.

    Siwaye.

    Aata, Cheeni, Aur Bijli K.
    Kyon K Tum Pakistani Ho.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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