Konvicted's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Konvicted
Location: India
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Member Since: 04 Nov 2009
About Konvicted:
Konvicted Like Jokes.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Konvicted
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Chal! Awara Kahin ki
A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor.
A Man caught her on 15th Floor and asked, Will Hug me?
She replied: Of course not.
The man Dropped her she was caught on 10th floor by Another man,
He asked: Kiss Me?
She replied: No not at all. He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last Chance when a man got hold of her on 5th floor,
She immediately spoke: Ok I'll hug and kiss.
The man Dropped her and Saying.
Chal! Awara Kahin ki. :-)
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS
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NAYA SAAL Mubarak Ho
Aap Sab Ko Dil ki Gehraiyon Se Nikli Hui Bay-Shumaar Duaon k Saath
NAYA SAAL Mubarak Ho.
Allah is Naye Saal ko Aap Sab k Liye Rehmaton,
Barkaton,
Khushyon,
Kamiyabion,
Khair-o-Aafiat,
Hifazat,
Aman,
Sukoon or Tamam Tar Naik Khuwahishat
ki Takmeel ka Saal Bana Day aur Donon
Jahaano ki Sari Naymatain Ataa Farmaye
aur Hamesha Hamesha k Liye Razi ho Jaye.
Ameen, Summa Ameen.
Category: New Year SMS
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Sukhanay K Liye Tang Diya
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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