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Nido Jo Peeta Hon



Ek Hathi ka Bacha Chonti(Ant) Se: Tumhari Age Kya hai?

Chonti: 40 Saal

Hathi ka Bacha (Hairat Se): 40 Saal aur Itni Chhoti?

Chonti: Haan mai LUX Use karti hon, Khoobsurti ki Wajah se Chhoti lagti hon. Tumhari Age kiya hai?

Hathi ka Bacha: 10 Saal

Chonti: 10 saal or Itny Bare?

Hathi ka Bacha: Nido Jo Peeta Hon. :-)



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