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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • uFone Tum He To Ho... 
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    ((((@ @))))
       ( ! )

    Kon hai yeh?




    Kon hai?


    Nahi Pata Na?

    Lekin uFone walon se pochiye.

    Kehte hain

    "TUM HI TU Ho..." :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Aapki Behen Nahe hai?
    Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya:

    Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola:


    Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein.

    Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahe hai? :-)


  By: Devil Dude   Send To Mobile
  • Bhai Chara
    Miss Sara : “BHAI CHAREY” ka jumla bnao

    Babblu: Jb dudh wale se poocha,k tum doodh itna mehnga q bechte ho
    Tu wo bola BHAI CHARA mehna ho gya hy


  By: Devil Dude   Send To Mobile
  • Babblu ko Poocha
    Sara ne babblu ko devar k piche dekha tu pucha:
    "Tum Babblu ho"
    Babblu: Han mei babblu hun

    Sara ne babblu ko darakht ke piche dekha tu poocha:
    "Tum babblu ho"
    babblu: han mei Babblu hu

    Sara ne babblu ko darvaze k piche dekha tu poocha:
    "Tum Babblu ho"

    Babblu:Han mei babblu hu
    "Ab SUSU krne do ge k nhe"


  By: Devil Dude   Send To Mobile
  • Paani Boil Kar K Piyo
    Sceince kehti hai Paani boil karne se
    Germs marr Jatay hain.


    Science ko ye to Batao k Germs k

    Dead Bodies to paani mai he rehti hain na. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Chal Teri Maa Ki
    Ek Indian Foji Jung k doran hawai jahaz se chalang lgatay howe bola:

    "Jay Kaali Maa ki"

    Kali ma boli:
    "Chal Teri Maa ki"

    Ab main Bhi Fair & Lovely Lagati hon.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Karachi Main Mobile
    Agar Mobile Karachi mai Eejad hota to ye templates msg hote:

    1: Mobile Chhin Gaya Tha yaar

    2: Cigarette leta aaiyo

    3: Date per hun

    4: Teri car chaiye hai

    5: Yaar balance hai to share kar

    6: Shukar hai light to aai!!

    7: Tu ruk mai Abi larkay le k wahan paunchta hun. :-D


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai
    Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai k mai so raha tha, Bilkul Aise (^_^)
    .
    Phir mera Phone baja,
    .
    mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*)
    .
    Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha,
    .
    Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)

    Phir Phir...

    Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai

    Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Bechari Yateem Companies
    Jis Jis bhai ne Apna Fitrana dena ho woh
    in Companies se Rabta Karain.

    Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
    Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
    Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
    Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"

    You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
    12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.

    So roz Balance check karo aur in
    yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do.


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez
    Question: Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez Zaroor Lagani Chahiye?


    Sochen...


    Sabun?


    Shampoo???


    Nahi Pata?




    Answer: KUNDI :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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