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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Sukhanay K Liye Tang Diya
    Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

    Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

    Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
    Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


    Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


    Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Mustafa Kamal Ki Girlfriend
    Mustafa Kamal Ki Girlfriend Ko Kya Bolen gy?


    "Mustafa Kamal"
    He Bolen Gy.

    Aap Soch Rahy Hongy Kaise?

    Wo Aise "Mustafa Ka Maal" :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Engineer Ho K Nahi Kamata
    Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.


    Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.

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    Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha. :-)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Main Allama Ki Aulad Hon
    After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

    Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
    Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

    Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
    Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

    Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
    Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

    Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
    Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Unknown Number Se Call
    Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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    Receive Kar Lena,

    Ho Sakta Hai,

    Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Don Ki Car CNG Pe Hai 

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     _/.DON.\____
    '-0-------'-0'


    Don ki Car se Petrol nikalna Mushkil hi nahi na Mumkin Bhi hai.

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    Don Ki Car CNG Pe Hai. :-)


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Yaar Ek Kaam Tha Tumse
    Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

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    Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Nojawano K Liye Kaam
    Be-Rozgar Nojawano K Liye Ek Kaam Reh Gaya hai.

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    Socho Kon Sa?

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    Aur Socho

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    3.99 Rupay Main 500 SMS. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
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