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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aap Ghar Pe Kyon Ho?
    Ek Admi Apne Dost k Ghar Aaya,
    Ghanti bajany pr ek bacha Bahir Aaya:

    Admi: Abu ghar pr hy?
    Bacha: Bazar gae hy.

    Admi:Bhai hy?
    Bacha: Cricket khelne gya hy

    Admi: Ammi hy?
    Bacha: Shoping krne gae hy

    Admi: Sister hy?
    Bacha: Sahelehon ke Taraf gae hy.

    Admi GHUSEY se bola: "Tum ghar pr kyu ho tum b khi chle jao"
    Bacha: "Mai b Apne Dost k Ghar Aaya hova hun." :-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Karachi Se Saray Pathan
    Altaf Bhai Jo Jin Mila,
    Unhon ne Jin se Kaha: Meri Dili Khuahish Hai K.

    Tum Karachi Se Saray Pathanon ko Bahar Nikaal Do.



    Jin Replied:
    Lala! Zama Urdu na Poyegam. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Essay on Cricket
    Bacho ko Cricket par Essay Likne ko Kaha.

    1 Bache ne 1 minute may Essay Khatam kar lia.
    Copy Miss ko de Kar Chala gaya:


    Likha Tha:
    Barish ki Wajah se Match Nahi Hosaka. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pehle DHOLAKI Bajao
    Ek Maraasi ka Bacha School Daakhil Ho Gaya:


    Teacher: "5 ka Paharra Sunao."
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    Bacha: "Pehle DHOLAKI Bajao" :-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Har Larki Shadi Shuda
    Pakistan ka wo Konsa Shehar hai.

    Jahan Har Larki Shadi Shuda Kehlati hai?

    Socho.


    Nahe Pata?


    Chalo Hum Bataty Hain

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    "MIANWALI"


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • After Accident in Pakistan
    Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:

    American: Sorry Man

    Japan: Oh my god

    Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya

    Russia: Really bad

    British: Its ok

    Pakstani:
    O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
    Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
    Tere baap ka Road hai kia
    Kutty ke Nasal.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Hoor Ne Khudkashi Kar Li
    Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li

    Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?


    Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k


    Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Mehnat Se Sab Kuch
    Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain...


    Izzat,

    Shohrat,

    Daulat,



    Aur Haan.




    Aata
    Aur
    Cheeni Bhi. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Car Dekhi Gai Hai
    Karachi mai Tariq Road Aur University Road Per

    1 Car Dekhi Gai hai Jis mai Dhamaka Khaiz.
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    Larkiyan Hain
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    Hanso Mat,
    Dhondo Unko. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Baghair Mobile Wali
    Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
    Pyar kro TELENOR wali se,
    Date maro UFONE wali se,
    Ankh larao ZONG wali se,
    Gift lo WARID wali se,
    or
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    Shadi Karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.


  By: Shani Ansari   Send To Mobile
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