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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Marny K Bad Phir Se Zinda
    Patient: Doctor Mujhe Aisi Medicine Dijiye K Marnay K Baad Phir Se Zinda Ho Jaon.



    Doctor: Is Mai Main Aapki Koi HELP Nahi Kar Sakta.

    You Should Please Contact...




    STAR PLUS. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Aadmi K 4 Bache They
    1 Aadmi K 4 Bache The:

    Govt Ne Elaan Kia K Jiske 5 Bache Honge Usey Rs.20000/month diye jaenge.

    Aadmi Ne BV Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri GF Se Bhi Hai, Me Wo Bhi Lekar Aata Hun.

    Jab Wapis Ghar Aaya To Apne 2 Bache Kam Thy.

    Aadmi: 2 Aur Kahan Hen?

    BV: Jiske The wo Le gaya.

    Akele Tumne to Ailaan Nahe Suna.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Al-Asif k Aas Paas Pathan
    NEWS ALERT:

    Karachi Police Headquarters has confirmed this information.

    Sohrab Goth & Al-Asif Square k Aas Paas K ilaaqay may kuch Hotels per Sawat & Malakand K Khaas log mojood han.

    Jinki Lambi Lambi Daarhi (beard) hai.
    Un k Baray mai Khabar hai k Woh.
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    Afghani Tikka bohat Acha Banatay hain. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor's Prescriptions
    Why Doctor's Prescriptions are Impossible to Read?
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    Because They All have an Exclusive msg only for the Chemist:
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    "Maine Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Tumhari Bari."


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Pori Rat Jagny Ka Faida
    Poori Raat Jagnay Ka Faida:

    Subha Uth Kar Brush Nahi Karna Parta.


    Save Your Tooth Paste,
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    A Public Message From:
    HAKEEM MASTANAY.
    Baghair Daant Waley. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • There Was a Sexy Girl
    Once Upon a Time There Was a Sexy Girl.

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    Sharm Karo Begharato!
    Mulk k Halaat Dekho Aur Apne Jazbat Dekho. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Gunahon ka Aiteraf
    T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.

    Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.

    T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
    Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Cold Drink ka Mood Hai
    Lion 1 Burhiya se: Main tera khoon p Jaunga.


    Buriya: Peena hai to kisi Jawan mard ka pi,
    Uska Khoon Garam hoga.


    Sher: Nahi, Mera Aaj Cold Drink Peeny ka Mood hai. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalat Larki Se Shadi
    Biwi: Suniye Ji!

    Aapka Azeez Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai.

    Aap Usay Roktay Kyon Nahi?


    Shauhar: Main Kyon Rokon?


    Us Kaminay Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kya?


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye
    2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

    Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.

    But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.


    Pata Hai Kyon?

    Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:

    "Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.
    Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain."

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    "Lahore Lahore Aye." :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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