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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Reason of Sugar Shortge
    Crisis Situation!

    SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY...

    All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET!

    OH God Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Smoking Kills Slowly
    Doctor Charsi se: Cigarette Noshi Insan ko Aahista Aahista Maar deti hai.

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    Charsi: To Theek Hai. Mujhe Bhi Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?
    Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se (Mayoosi k Sath):

    Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?

    Doosra Pagal:
    Tu Dafa Kar Yaar!

    Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Player ki Kamzor Nazar
    Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?




    Baap: Beta! Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,
    Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" :-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Ghair Mard Se Baat
    Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,
    Aur Bachay se Kaha:
    "Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"


    BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye): "Mohtarma!"

    "Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom hai
    K Aap Kisi Ghair Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha
    Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

    2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

    1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

    2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

    "Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Full Text Missing
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    * some text missing *


    Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
    Ab Pesh Hai.


    * full text missing * :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Paris Jany Ka Khuab
    Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

    Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
    "Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?"

    BV Khushi se boli:
    "Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
    Zarur chalu gi.
    Par
    Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?" :-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Without MBBS Doctors
    Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
    To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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    Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam. :-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Paktel is Now ZONG
    Paktel k C.E.O ne mujhe Chalange kya tha:

    "Tum Meri beti Phansa lo to apna Naam Badal Donga"
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    Phir kya.
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    Paktel is Now ZONG
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    Bewakoof Mujhe Chalang Krta tha.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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