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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • How To Propose Girl
    Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:

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    Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Laila: Tum Majnu Ho?
    Laila ne Majnu ko Ek Darakht k Peechy Dekha
    Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
    Majnu: Haan

    Phir Usko Deevar k Peechey Dekha
    Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
    Majnu: Haan

    Phir Usko ek Darwaze k Peechay Dekha
    Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
    Majnu: Abey Haan! Ab Mootne De gi Ya Nahi? :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • iTne khooBsuraT to Nh
    Hum iTne khooBsuraT to Nhi hEin,
    S A G A R

    MgAr han! Jisay
    Aankh-Bhar k Dekh Lain useY uLJhan me DaaL DeTaY hEin...


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • What is Qarz-e-Hasna
    Teacher: Qarz-e-Hasna Kisy Kehte hain?



    Pathan: Jab Qarz Denay wala Paise Wapis Mangay,

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    Aarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hain. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
    2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay



    1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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    2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Space koi Bhar Nahi Sakta
    Ek ___ Aurat ___ ki Dukan Mai ___ Lene Gai ___ Wale ne

    Usey ___ Dedi Phir ___ Aurat ___ lekar Chali gai.




    Is Blank Space koi Bhar Nahi Sakta,

    Kyun K.

    Wo hai "CHEENI" :-)


  By: MRQD   Send To Mobile
  • Abba Ne Topi Kara di
    LOVE STORY 2050

    Ek Larky ko Larki se pyar Hogya
    Larki ne Larky se Pucha Tum Mere lye kya kar Sakty ho?
    Larka bola jo Tum kaho.

    Larki ne kaha Agar Tum Mujhse Sachi Mohabbat Karty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr Aao.

    Larka DIL le Aaya, Larki ne Usse Shadi Krli,

    larki ne wo DIL Theli me Daal k Apne Room Mai latka dia.

    30 Saal Bad Jab Uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka Check-up kia.

    To Wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or usne andaza lagaya k

    ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • CHEENI Taqseem Hogi
    Abhi Na Jao Chhor K Is Mehfil Ko Faraz...

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    Thori Dari Main Yahan CHEENI Taqseem Hony Wali Hai. :-)

     (",)/'
     /))  Na Ja Oye.
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  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Faraz ko Cheeni Mil Gai 
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    Hat Jao...
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    Faraz ko Cheeni Mil Gai hai. :-)


  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Kilo Cheeni Mil Jaye To
    Akbar: Anarkali Tujhy Kya Chahiye?

    Taaj ya Takht?

    Anarkali: Jaan-Panaah Mujhy na Taaj chahiye na He Takht

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    1 Kilo Cheeni Mil Jaye to Nawazish Hogi. :-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
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