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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Main Bhi Heejray Nachwaunga
    Child: Papa Main Apni shadi Main Bhi Heejray Nachwaunga,

    Jis Tarah Aapki Shadi Main Naachy Thay.



    Papa: Begairat Insan!

    Woh Teri Phuphiyan thin. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Papa Bohat Shareef Hain
    Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

    Mom: Woh Kese?

    Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




    Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Kisi ka Mazaaq Mat Urrao
    Tip Of The Day:

    Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


    Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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    Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • America Jana Chahta Hon
    1 Aadmi Baba G Se: Baba g Amrica jana Chahta hon magar kam nahi ban raha.


    Baba G: Rozana suraj niklny k bad 300 bar "Al-Qaida" parha karo.



    America waly khud Aakr Le Jaingy.


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Welcome To My Sms Menu
    Welcome To My SmS Menu!

    Funny sms k liye 1 dabain

    Poetry k liye 2 dabain

    Faraz k liye 3 dabain

    Aur MUJH Se NIJAAT Pane k liye

    Apna GALA Dabain thank You.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan
    Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:


    ISLAMABAD: Hello Jan
    Chalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.

    RAWALPINDI: Hello Jan
    Kahan ho Tum?
    Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.

    LAHORE: Hello Jan
    Aaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.
    Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.

    KARACHI: Hello Jan
    What a Fantastic Mosam,
    Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.

    PESHAWAR: Hello Jan
    Kahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.
    Mari To Nahi?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Eid k Bad Doston Ki Dawat
    GOLDEN WORDS:

    Jo Shaks Eid k Baad Apne Doston ko Treat Deta Hai,

    Usko Chand Jesi Dhulhan Milti Hai.


    -William Mufta :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Lagaan Pakistani Version
    Lagaan Pakistani Version

    Climax Scene: 1 ball 24 Runs Needed.

    Bowler bowls

    SHAN hits

    Ball Splits into 4 Pieces

    All pieces go for 6's Pakistan Wins. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Beghairti
    True Bayghairti is:


    To arrive home late at Night,


    Cigarette in hand,


    Mom waiting 4 u With a

    JHAROO in her hand & u ask:



    "Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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