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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Kabhi Umeed Mat Haaro
    Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" se kya Lesson mila?



    Student: Kabhi Umeed Mat Haaro.

    Kyon k

    Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Main Kaisa Lagta Hon?
    This is 2010:

    1st Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se: Mai Aap ko Kaisa lagta hon?
    Miss: So Sweet!

    Bacha: To Phir mai Apne Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejon?
    Miss: Wo kyon?

    Bacha: Ta k Woh hamari Baat Agay chalayen.
    Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai!




    Bacha: Tution parhne k liye. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Test For Naik Aurat
    Agar Tum Kisi Orat ko Janchna Chahtey ho K

    Woh naik Seerat hai ya Nahi,

    To...

    Sirf Itna Pata Karo K Woh




    STAR PLUS To Nahi Dekhti. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Do Shaikh Mar Gaye
    Do Sheikh Hotel main ek Doosry ko Milay,
    4 Din k bad Dono Mar gaye,
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    Wajah kya Thi?
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    Woh 4 din ek Doosry ko Dekhty rahe,

    k

    Khana kon Mangway ga? :-)


  By: Alina Amaan   Send To Mobile
  • Rehan Se Door
    Journalist To Meera:

    Kya Aap "REHAN"
    Se Door Reh Sakti Ho?

    Meera: Qasam Se Mera Bhai Mar Jaye,
    Meri Maa Mar Jaye
    Mera Khana Kharab Ho.
    Agar Me Us Se Door Rahon.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Amazing Cricket Match
    The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History of World...

    Played on 30th 09 Sept Between PAK & AUS...

    But The Looser Was ...

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    INDIA! :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • History of Pakoray
    History of Pakoray:

    Ek Baloch Baisan Ki Balls Oil Main Daal Raha Tha.


    Jab Thori Dair Baad Bhi Woh Kachchi Reh Gain To Baloch Bola:








    "PAKO RAY"..... :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha
    Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha Khatna Karwany K liye Doctor K Clinic Main Wait Kar Raha Tha:

    Uske Barabar Main Ek Barra Aadmi Ittafaq Se Aa Kar Beth Gaya.

    To Bacha Unko Dekh Kar Gana Ganay Laga:



    "Apni To Jaise Taise.
    Thori Aise ya Wese.
    Cut Jaegi.

    Aapka Kya Hoga Janab-e-Aali." :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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    Ye lo Bangali Baba ka Taveez.


    Jis Larki ko Bhejo gay Woh Foran Set ho Jayegi... :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Nargis Taxi Driver Se
    Nargis Taxi Driver Se: Daata Darbaar chalo gay?

    Driver: Jee Haan!!!!

    Nargis: Kya lo gay?

    Driver: Paisay.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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