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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Zardari Announces 20Kg Sugar
    Breaking News:


    President Zardari Announces.



    20Kg Sugar As Reward for Umar Akmal and


    5Kg for Every Player of the Cricket Team.

    For Their Good Performance. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhse Sachi Muhabbat Karty Ho
    Boy: Main Tumharay Liye Aasmaan Se Taray Torr K La Sakta Hon.


    Girl: Ye To Aam Baat Hai.


    Agar Mujhse Sachi Muhabbat Kartay Ho.


    To Utility Store Se Cheeni La Kar Dikhao. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Koi Call Recieve Na Karen
    Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

    For God Sake!

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    033324135XX(Sender Number)


    Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Special Tea For You 
       ;;   Special
    c('''') Tea
      ''''  For You



    I mixed it with Love and Happiness,

    But there is no Sugar.

    Because...

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    70 Rupay Kilo Hai. Khud Daalo. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Exciting Offer from Utility Stores
    New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan...

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    Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aadmi Hath Main Packet
    Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

    Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

    Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

    Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

    Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Khopdi satak jati hai..
    Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,,
    Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,,
    Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,,
    Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,,
    Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,,
    Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,,
    Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,,
    Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,,,
    End Nhi Hota mera SMS ka
    jab tak parhne wale kh khopdi Satak Nahi Jati..


  By: MRQD   Send To Mobile
  • Dehaati In 5 Star Hotel
    1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


    Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



    Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



    "Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai
    Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.

    Koi Paas To Nahi?

    Zara Akelay Ho Jao.

    Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.

    Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.

    Ghor Se Suno...

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    CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas? :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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