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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Ticket Checker to Sardar in Train
    Ticket Checker to Sardar in Train:
    "Ticket Dekhao"

    Sardar: "Ae lay"

    T.C: "Ye to purana Ticket hai"

    Sardar: "Tay Train Keri hune Show-Room To Kaddi a?


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • People Consider Sardar a GOD
    Sardar ji: People Consider Me as a "GOD"

    Wife: How Do You Know?

    Sardar ji: When I went to the Park Today,

    Everybody said,

    Oh GOD! You Have Come Again.


  By: Jayaarram   Send To Mobile
  • agar app ki wife
    Sardar ji: Agar Aap ki wife Ko Jin Chimmat Jaay..
    To Aap Kya Karain gay?
    Sardar ji:loo Dasso! O main ne phir ki Karna Hay.
    “Ghalti Jin Ki Hai,
    Khud Bhugty Ga”


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Intelligent like You
    How Does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?

    Think?


    Any Idea?


    Think Again.

    First he Dials 99455.
    Then press REDIAL Intelligent like You. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Keerey K Alag Paise Lega
    Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:


    1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?


    Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai...
    Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • COMEDY MOVIE in Pregnancy
    Friend: Instead of Hospital,
    Why Did You Take Your wife to COMEDY MOVIE During Pregnancy.


    Sardar: ALL the Child Were crying When They Born,

    This Time I Want My Child to Laugh So I Take My Wife TO CINEMA. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji with an Englishman
    Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.

    Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.

    ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
    Sardarji: Bread India

    Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.

    ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
    Sardarji: Sweet India

    With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
    The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.

    ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
    Sardarji: Air India :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Baqi 999 Kon Hain
    Ek Sardarni ko Apne Sardar Per Bohat Pyar Aaya to Boli:

    "Suno G Tussi Hazaron Mai 1 Ho"

    Sardar Ne Usko Khench k Thappar Mara:
    Aur
    Pucha
    Baqi 999 Kon Hain. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Chupkali Mun Mai Ghusi
    Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
    Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
    To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?



    Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To

    Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • You Are Seeing My Wife
    Sardarji & his Wife Going to City in Auto Rickshaw.

    Driver Adjusted Miror.

    Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife.


    Go & Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto Rickshaw. :-)


  By: kala khan   Send To Mobile
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