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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar Per Beet
    Ek Kabootar ne Sardar Per Beet Kardi.

    Sardar: Oye Teri Maa ne Tenu Kachha Panna nhi Sikhaya?



    Kabootar: Door Fittay mooh!

    Tu kachha Paa k Karda Ain?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji at a Bar
    Sardarji in a bar and his cellular phone rings.

    He picks it up and says

    "Hello, how did you know I was here?"


  By: Jayaarram   Send To Mobile
  • Hips Don't Lie
    Sardarni: Have You Eaten Muli Da Paratha?

    Sardaar: No, Mai to Sandwich Khaya hun.


    Sardaarni: Don't Try to Lie,

    I Know Lips Can Lie,

    But Hips Don't Lie. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan
    Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
    k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.

    Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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    MUSHKIL SINGH. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor Knows Very Well
    Sardar Building se Gir Gaya:

    Doctor: He is dead.


    Sardar Hosh Main Aa k Bola: Nahi, Main Zinda Hun.



    Sardarni: Parray raho Sardar Ji!

    Tumhain Kya Doctor Se Ziyada Pata Hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Some People Drink Directly
    Foreigner: My Grandfather Lived for 96 Years.

    And he Never Used Glasses.



    Sardar: I know...

    Some People Drink Directly from Bottle! :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ko Dar Lag Raha Hai
    Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai.



    Jalad: Tumhari Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?




    Sardar: Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakar Le...


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc
    Aik Sardar k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate lagi thi, jis pe likha tha:
    Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.

    Aik aadmi ne sardar se pucha: Sardar ji
    Aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

    Sardar: Subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
    Nameplate da matlb aa.

    Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
    Fsc: Father of Seven Children. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Tu Sohni Kuri Phasai
    Sardar: Aaj main Apni Class di Sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.
    Friend:O kiwein?

    Sardar: Class Lagi c. Main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita,
    O teacher de nak te ja wajeya,
    Oney Gusey wich pucheya k ae kinay keeta?

    Main os kuri da naa Le litta.
    Phas gayi vichari.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Kiraye Ki Mohlat
    Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
    k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

    Sardar: Theek hai ji,

    Main
    Diwali
    Holi
    Or
    Chrismas

    K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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