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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Death of Sardar's Friend
    Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
    Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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    Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

    haha haha haha :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • KHUSHKHABRI
    Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai
    Ma: bol beta
    Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
    Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?
    Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli...


  By: kala khan   Send To Mobile
  • Nothing ka Kya Matlab Hai
    1st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai?

    2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin."



    1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sakta,


    Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • Delivery k baad
    Delivery k baad sardarni ko stitches lag rahe thay..

    Sardar window se dekh raha tha
    Bardasht nahi huwa to bola: "Doctor! puri to nahi siyo gay naaa?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili
    Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

    Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

    Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

    Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

    Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

    Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets
    Boss Asked SARDAR To Buy 2 CORNER Tickets.

    For A Movie To Watch With His Girlfriend.

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    Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets:

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    A1...........................A30
    :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Nice To Meet Miss Sorry
    Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
    I Am Sorry.

    Sardar:
    I Am Dilgeet Singh.





    Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry. :-)


  By: kala khan   Send To Mobile
  • Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala
    Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey): Sardar Ji Saade Kaar Ek Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey...




    Sardar: Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
    Botlaan Le Awaan. :-)


  By: kala khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Wants To Be Cockroach
    Ek Aadmi Ne Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban'na Pasand Karoge?


    Sardar: A Cockroach.

    Man: Why?

    Sardar: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai. :-)


  By: kala khan   Send To Mobile
  • India Ka Flag Kahan Lehraya?
    Teacher to Sardar:

    Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


    Sardar (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


    Hawa Main. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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