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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar ki Mehman Nawazi
    Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

    Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
    Mehman: Thanda.

    Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
    Mehmaan: Pepsi

    Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
    Mehmaan: Glass me.

    Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
    Mehmaan: Design wala.

    Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
    Mehman: Flowers wala.

    Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
    Mehman: Chambeli wala.

    Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Distantly Related Sardar
    Friend: So, You are Distantly Related to the you next door family.

    Are you?


    Sardar: Yes, Their Dog is our Dog's brother. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Kharab Character Ki Biwi
    Sardar Ka Dost: Yaar Tu Ne Apni Biwi Ko Talaaq Kyon De Di?

    Sardar: Yaar Actually uska Character Bohat Kharab Tha.

    Shadi Mujhse Ki Thi. Aur Bachay Bhagwaan Se Maang Rahi Thi. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • one day
    Sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi wo us ko doctor k pas le gaya..doctor ne kaha k is k test hu gy.
    Sardar:kuj khayal kro yaar budi aurat ay one day ya fir 20,20 kra lo.


  By: Badaru din   Send To Mobile
  • Bird Disturbing a Sardar
    A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.


    Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,

    He took it to the top of a building.

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    And dropped it! :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Scratch To Read Answer
    Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

    Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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    Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.




    Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Nashty Main Nahi Kha Skty
    Teacher: 2 Aisi Cheezo k naam batao,
    Jinhe Nashte me Nahi Kha Sakte.




    Sardarji: Sir, Lunch aur Dinner. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Orange is Orange
    Teacher: What is the Difference Between Orange & Apple?


    Sardar: The color of Orange is Orange but
    The color of Apple is not Apple...


  By: Lupoka   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ne Paise Bachaye
    Sardar: PCO kidhar hai?
    Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya:

    Sardar PCO mai gaya, Jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.

    Aadmi: Jab Aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main q gaye?

    Sardar: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain gey. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar k Ghar Chor
    Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:

    Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.


    Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.

    ?

    Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race? :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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