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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar Ka Mobile Off Hogaya
    Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
    Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.

    Dost: Aisa Konsa msg?

    Sardar: Battery Low.

    Dost: Send Kar...

    Sabko Daraenge. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Agrbatti Di English Das?
    Sardar to his frnd,
    Ask me anything I will Answers in English....
    Friend: Agrbatti Di English Das?


    Sardar: Lay Das,, Aye Kira mushkil Sawal Kita,
    If Thirty Two. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ji Ka Kutta
    Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
    Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
    aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
    Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
    said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
    baar aur try karo.

    Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
    ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
    Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
    aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
    Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

    Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ka Ghora Race Main
    Sardar g ka Ghora race main Sab Se Peechay tha,

    Kisi ne poocha:

    Sardar g Aapka ghora Konsa hai?

    Sardar: O dekh Jinnay Sareyan nu agay laya hoya aye.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar in Mayyat
    Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.


    Wajah?

    Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k
    Ro Rhey Thy.

    Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola

    O Mama Uth! Baraf de
    Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.


  By: Rameez   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi C
    Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi
    Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi C K
    Dil Karda c Kha He Jawan.


    Friend: Aur Ab?

    Sardar: Kha He Jaanda Te Changa C.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ne A.C Lagwaya
    Sardar Ne A.C Lagwaya.

    1 Shakhs Ne Pucha: Aapko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai?

    Sardar:

    .
    .


    Tabi to Ulta Lgwaya Hai,
    Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • England Mai Collingwood
    Aik Sardar Doosre Se:

    America main Hollywood hai.

    India mai Bollywood hai.

    England mai kya hai?

    Doosra sardar:

    England Mai Collingwood hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Is ki english banao
    Teacher : Is ki english banao ,

    "Kam nahen hota , jab hota he to hota hi chala jata he".


    Sardar : Work is not done , when done , dun dana dun dun.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tiger Killed Sardar in Zoo
    A Tiger Killed a Sardar in Zoo.

    A Man asked Why did you only Killed Sardar in Crowd?

    Tiger: Aur kya Karta. Saala Kab Se Keh Raha Tha:

    "Inni Waddi Billi, Inni Waddi Billi"


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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