kala khan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: kala khan
Location: peshawar ka khan
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Member Since: 02 Sep 2009
About kala khan:
very good wb site for all kind of messages
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: kala khan
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Paad K Naam Sweet Poem
PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo Maray wo Fresh,
Jo Songhay wo Crash,
Kabi Aawaz kabi be awaz hota hai,
Mgr Badbu apni hr su pehlata hai,
Kabi Poooon,
Kabi Paaaan,
Kabi Padar Padar niklta hai,
Ktna surela hota ha kabi to lambi Seeti b Bajata hai,
Kabi akelay men kabi Mehfil men nikal jata hai,
Akelay ke tou khair hai Magar Mehfil men Tanha Kar jata hai,
Kabi to Aisa Sarrata hai k Naak k baal jala dayta hai,
Aur kabi Dosto ke tarha hawa main he ghul mil jata hai. :-)
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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KHUSHKHABRI
Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai
Ma: bol beta
Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?
Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli...
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani
Pakistani Poem:
Mera T.V Hai Japani,
Or A.C Englistani,
Ghar Mai Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,
Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
Dil Me Inke Beimani,
Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,
Tafreeh Gaahon Main Sannaty
Taleem Gaahon Main Dhamakay
Mere Logo Mai Nadani,
Meri Galyoun Me Chhai Weerani,
Phir Bhi Hum Hain Pakistani,
Aata Daal Nahi Tu Kya Hai
Main Khaalonga mayyat ki Biryani,
Sar Pe Mere Khaak uraani,
Meri Manzil Hai Anjani,
Yaaro Main Ho Pakistani.
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
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We Salute Pathans
1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
Category: Miscellaneous SMS
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