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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Fail Na Hovin
    Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya?


    Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga.


    Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Intelligent Gadha
    A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey:

    Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai.

    Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai.

    4 Main se 2 to Main Jeeta hon.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sardar Tha
    Ek Sardar Tha:
    ha ha ha ha

    Us ke 2 bachy they

    Woh Rozana

    Kaam per jata tha
    Buhaat Mahanti tha
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    Had ho gai
    Uper Hansa diya Tha na
    Ab Bass Yaar.


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Naya Mobile Liya Hai
    Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai?

    Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy.

    Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?

    Sardar: Cousin jab b milta tha kehta tha
    "Yaar tu mera Phone uthata kyu nhi."


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • A K Baad Kya Aata Hai
    Teacher: "A" k baad kya aata hai?


    Sardarji thinks hard & then says:

    Kya bolti tu :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • SardarJi Ka Hukum
    SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
    Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

    Dost: Garam pani Q?

    Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Little Sardarji Spoke Up
    A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
    "My father grows beans," said one student.
    "My father cooks beans," said another.

    Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."


  By: Pinks and Blues   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Sardar Janazy ko
    2 Sardar Janazy ko Teizi se le kar Qabron k Ooper se Guzar rahy thy.

    Aadmi: Oye! Sharam karo, Neeche Qabren hain.

    Sardar: Te Uttay Kera asi VCR chukeya hoya aye?


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Shanakhti Card Chalega
    Sardar: Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Songs Load Krwane Hain...

    Dukandar: Memory Card Hai?

    Sardar: Nahi! Kya Shanakhti Card Chalega?


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji k 12 Bachay
    Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

    Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

    Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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